Anybody that thinks Donald Trump is a disgusting human being, or anybody that plays a Martin guitar and also thinks Trump is a disgusting human being.

Or anybody who loves West Ham Utd, plays a Martin guitar and thinks Trump is a disgusting human being.

Donald Trump mostly - especially his big fat stupid playschool pen for his big fat stupid signature which he thinks needs to be bigger and bigger.

People who say 110% or any figure greater than 100%. More than 100% does not exist -- stop saying it.

People who say OMG, do Hi-Fives and use the Australian rising inflection when they speak.

Footballers who keep saying 'like I say', 'obviously' and 'as I said before'. 

Life's a bitch and then you die.

Life is just like a shit sandwich, eat it or starve (David Briggs)

Don't follow leaders and watch your pawking metaws (Dylan)

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows (Dylan)

Some of us live like princes, some of us live like queens, most of us live just like me, and we don't know what it means (John Martyn)

What, me worry? (Alfred E. Neuman)